FER'S FELINE HALL OF FAME

Lancelot's the cat that I grew up with, and boy did he take a lot of abuse. Lance has been locked up in a play zoo, had his tail bitten, had a Lazer Tag target strapped to him and chased around the house, and probably a lot worse stuff that I can't remember right now. But he still loved me-- proof that cats are dumb.

Lancelot Image Gallery now open.

Mungo was the first cat that was my own, and wow was he a goofball. (Most folks tell me that's apropriate.) He would not stop meowing. He loved to play fetch (at all hours, blissfully oblivious to the fact that we were sleeping), and he loved to just spring onto your shoulder. Mungo was like one of those candles that burned really bright for too short a time.

P-Chan isn't dumb, but he uses his smarts for evil. He loves to tip over drinking glasses to see what's in them. He wants to be petted constantly and will play with anything at all.

We found Ivanova in a Wal-Mart parking lot, so we figured she was a tough survivor and named her after Susan Ivanova from Babylon 5. Well, little miss tough survivor here took to domestication pretty quickly. Now she's a total coward!